Cargo pants with more range than the annoying cousin you're always compared to.
With a bungee cord waist so you can adjust them to fit you perfectly, four cargo pockets for all your favorite things, and a carabiner for luck. Also, zips into shorts. Basically, everything you could ever need.
Suggested use cases:
nature walks with your tiger mom
pair w tiny top for raving til 4am w your sugar daddy